Meet Scully!

Somehow, he is nowhere and everywhere, all at once.

"He's the President of the Xalapa Cult Club. They call themselves an exclusive "leisure and travel" society. But I don't buy it. - Bigfoot

"'Spread Xalapa. Believe Xalapa.' Four words they live by." - Wizard

Rumor has it, they're looking to gain some new turf and may be planning to take on more active members.